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Internet Misanthropy

AndersBehringBreivik.com

The only thing more disturbing than a mad-man killing over 90 people in a well-planned and terrifying attack, is the fact that within seconds of the media reporting the identity of the killer, some opportunistic person is falling over their keyboard in a frantic attempt to buy the domain names.

Specifically, AndersBehringBreivik.com, and its variants. At the time of writing, here is what you will find on these macabre sites (I will not create hyperlinks for any of them).

AndersBehringBreivik.com – A blog that purports to have the latest updates about the story. Just some good-natured person looking to keep the world updated? That might be credible were the site not filled with adverts. Just another form of grim profiteering, with the deaths of tens of people as the hook that draws you in. Horrible.

AndersBehringBreivik.net  – A standard ‘related links’ spam page.

AndersBehringBreivik.org  – A different standard ‘related links’ spam page.

AndersBreivik.com – A similar attempt to the other .com, except the spamblog hasn’t been set up properly yet – it just contains a default WordPress theme and post.

AndersBreivik.net  – A blank site with a ‘no index file’ error page.

AndersBreivik.org – An incredibly spam-tastic GoDaddy ad-holding page.

What compels a person to think registering these is a good idea? How can they not think ‘Whatever reasons I might have, this can only been seen as horribly insensitive to those who have died’? All thought of humane sensitivity is displaced at the prospect of making more money than it cost to register the domain name. A cheap, pathetic little payday for someone cashing in on the horrors of the world.

There should be some very high level directive at ICANN that allows for the deactivation or reversal of registration for those names which are news-topical and sensitive.

These aren’t the only sites that have sprung up as a result of this tragedy. A whole mini-industry of domain names bursts into life around such events. Take the registration of NorwayMassacre.com as yet another example – this once again redirects to another ‘news’ site filled with adverts. I can’t think how many other possible permutations there might be. I genuinely hope that Google has the good sense to zero pagerank and ban the crawling of such sites, because they don’t deserve the tiniest fragment of attention. It’s gross, and sickening, and a terrible indictment of the kind of world that spawns this kind of ‘entrepreneurial’ innovation.

 

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Internet Thoughts

MacGyver Theme Piano Sheet Music

Recently I tried in vain to find a good arrangement of the MacGyver theme by Randy Edelman for Piano. The only one I found was a scanned png image, faded, and too small to read. This is not the same as the ones you can buy online, and I find their note arrangements to be just plain WRONG anyway. 🙂

Desperate to practice this awesome tune, I painstakingly recreated the tiny version I found into a nice, full-szed and fully marked up PDF version which you can download here.  MacGyver Theme Piano PDF.

I’ve also included a Midi File of the sheet here

I don’t think this infringes any copyrights or whatnot, but if you’re the copyright holder and have a problem with this, please contact me.

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Humour

Wrong Railtrack Letters

The story of Railtrack Limited, a company registered after the dissolution and renaming of Railtrack Plc, is one that was recently recommended to me. After I went looking I found a copy of these extremely humourous letters but could find only one link to the file without a decent preamble of what it was.

In short, the chap that registered Railtrack Limited in Scotland had no association with the old Railtrack plc, but predictably began to receive a weath of correspondence from lazy solicitors and debt collectors who simply looked up the name on Companies House without doing any further research.

Suffice to say this guy makes these people look very silly, and a PDF of the letters is mirrored here, lest it suddenly dissapear and deprive the internet of a very well-worded laugh.

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Humour

Full Toilet & Hand Cleaning Instructions

Had to take a snap of this. A local convenience has this very unambiguous notice displayed on every wall.

If the cap fits? What?