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Remove Recommendations in YouTube Subscription Feed

YouTube has recently implemented ‘recommendations’ which appear in the Subscription feed. Here’s how to get rid of it.

Option 1: Remove all YouTube cookies from the browser you use.

I won’t give you the instructions for every possible browser, you’ll have to look it up 🙂

A lot of subtle settings for the YouTube homepage seem to be held in cookies which can have a very long lifespan. These don’t seem to refresh very well, so deleting them should stop recommendations appearing. If not:

Option 2: Clear all Viewing History.

These recommendations are generated based on what YouTube knows you’ve watched. You can find this playlist by going into Video Manager->History. Click the ‘Clear all viewing history’ button and the recommendations will not appear. You can also click the ‘Pause viewing history’ button to stop YouTube logging what you’ve watched, which should prevent them reappearing in future. Of course if you find this feature useful, clearing the data and turning it off it’s a bloody annoying way of having to fix this stupid recommendation ‘feature’.

Option 3: Use another browser.

For reasons probably relating to the cookie issue above, simply looking at YouTube using a different browser may prevent this feature appearing. It doesn’t seem to be limited to Internet Explorer, as users have reported the same problem in Firefox and Chrome. Still, it seems that it won’t affect all your browsers simultaneously, so switching might be your best bet. Annoying if you don’t want to do that.

Option 4: Don’t look at your Subscriptions using the homepage.

Going directly to http://www.youtube.com/my_subscriptions will still show you your subscriptions, but won’t contain any of the annoying recommendation crap.

Hope that helps!

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Rental Car Damage Claims? That Hertz.

If you’ve rented a car and returned it only to be landed with a large and unjustified ‘damage’ bill, I know your pain. Here’s how I dealt with it as a guide for others who find themselves in the same situation.

I rented a car from Hertz (known in the UK as Hertz (UK) Limited, Hertz Rent-A-Car Limited and Hertz Europe), but before I go on, allow me to tell you the UK postal address for both of these companies, as its impossible to find them on their company website, for, I suspect, very good reasons I shall come to shortly. It’s the same address for each one – they’re all based in the same place.

Hertz House
11 Vine Street
Uxbridge
Middlesex
UB8 1QE

I rented a car for a period of 3 days, at a cost of around £35. On picking the car up, I was asked if I wanted to take out the SuperCoverTM insurance product for the car, the charge for which would have doubled the cost of the rental, and so I declined. There are a variety of ‘optional’ charges that you’re invited to take out when you pick up the car – charges which are not made evident when doing a price comparison search, or when getting a quote from Hertz’ own website. At the point of picking up the car, you’re generally on a schedule and need to get going, so unless you suddenly want to lumber yourself with a giant rental bill for things you’re not sure you need, or you want to spend  half an hour reading through the fine print of something you’ve just that second been offered (and who does?), you say no and take the car as is.

Of course, a shrewd consumer would have read-up on every aspect of car rental beforehand and would be fully conversant with all the possible options, but the real world you want to a rent a car very irregularly and not have to engage in a research project in order to do so.

As I took the car, a Hertz sales person came out and told me we were going to inspect the car ‘together’ to make a note of any damage, which is noted on a ‘Pre-Rental Inspection’ document. My carbon-copy counter-foil looked like this:

Hertz Pre-Inspection CheckImmediately we see problems with this process and this document, namely:

  1. A lay consumer cannot be expected to know what constitutes ‘damage’ in the context of car rental. They will naturally be led by whatever determination the salesperson makes at the time and are unlikely to challenge it. This makes the notion of the customer being capable of validating the salesperson’s assessment incredible.
  2. The document itself is abbreviated, unintuitive, and in this case, poorly filled in. Take a look at mine and at the damage notation key below the diagram of the vehicle. There appears to be some kind of marking to the top right edge – is that a circle (a dent), or a triangle (a chip)? It’s so badly denoted that it could be either, or indeed it could be a smudge or an errant pencil mark. Actually I can tell you the damage to the car in this area was a long scratch, and so the marking you see should have been a square!
  3. Tyre Tread and pressure – just how is a lay customer supposed to make an assessment of tyre tread? Only professional mechanics can make such determinations, especially using something as granular as a 1-10 scale.  And pressure? I wasn’t given the option of manually checking this myself, so that’s rather impossible to verify too.

There were one or two other small scuffs on the vehicle that are not noted on this inspection, because printed on the reverse of the inspection document, the ‘Definition of Damage’ is considered to be:

  • Vehicle Bodywork: Scratched over 25mm OR any length when down to the base coat. Dents over 25mm OR any panel with more than two dents of any size.
  • Glass: Repair: Stone chips over 2mm in diameter. Replace: Screen damage greater than the size of a One Pound coin. Cracks to the glass including front rear and side windows.
  • Tyres: Repair: Where a repair is possible (i.e. the tyre as not been run on flat), only the repair will be charged. Replace: Where a repair is not possible a replacement type will be charged e.g. punctures where the tyre has been run on flat. Side wall damage (including bulges) over 20mm including the kerbing band or where tyres cords are exposed.
  • Ancillary Components: Mirrors: Damage to mirrors. Light cluster: Damage to lights including: chips, holes, scratches, and cracks. Wheel Trims: Structural damage to the trim. Alloy Wheels: Scratches or scuffs over 25mm long.
  • Vehicle Interior: Equipment: Any missing original equipment as noted. Trim: Damaged or missing parks to the interior trim. Upholstery: Burns, cuts, stains, or tears to the sears, carpets, roof lining, and material in the glove box/boot.

There’s a potential minefield there – for example if a panel had a single small dent less than 25mm in size, it would not be noted. If you were to make a second small dent during the period of rental, the fact that two dents now existed would allow Hertz to try to justify a repair to the whole panel, despite the fact the first dent was not caused by you. It would be impossible to prove, because the pre-inspection document would have made no mention of the first dent. That combined with the fact that the definitions of damage here are so vague its entirely possible one person could consider a dent or a smudge to be worth noting, while another person would not.

I’m digressing – back to my story. I drove the car extremely carefully for the three days, but much to my horror on the morning I returned the vehicle, I reversed it up to the front door of my local Hertz and tapped a standing post. Luckily I practically wasn’t moving when I did this, so while the contact did make a noise the actual damage to the bumper was a very light, very small graze. I inspected it before going inside and I was both satisfied and relieved to see that it was practically invisible.

While I was standing at the counter waiting to return the keys, a member of staff walked past me without a word and went to look at the car. As I was handing back the keys he walks in and says to his colleague ‘Yeah that’ll be a full respray’. This same staff member then asked me to sign an ‘Accident report’ which said I’d caused damage to the vehicle by reversing it into the post. Stupidly I signed this on the assurance that what I was signing was not something that admitted any liability with regards to any damage, merely confirming the fact that it had occurred. In retrospect I should not have signed anything, because as with all documents of this kind it was just thrust in front of me and I was pressured into signing it immediately.

I then went on to dispute the comment about the ‘full respray’ given that the damage was practically invisible and very small – in fact it was smaller than the 25mm ‘definition of damage’ as described on the pre-rental inspection. Incredibly the staff member said he had no knowledge of any damage size policy, but went on to tell me the damage started further up the bumper anyway, making it a larger scratch. He pointed to a smudge on the bumper where he alleged this damage started – and I demonstrated it to be a dirt mark because I then wiped it away with my sleeve to show that the area was, in fact, completely undamaged.

Having been nullified the staff member then said that, in any case, he wouldn’t be the one to make any damage assessments and if there was any chargeable damage, I would be notified of it separately. I told him in no uncertain terms that I expected no charges to be made, because the damage was smaller than the 25mm definition specified, and very light. I left the office making it very clear that any damage claim would be strongly disputed.

Fast-forward to 4 months later and I notice that £300 had been taken from my debit card without any warning. I immediately ring my bank who confirm it is a pending charge from Hertz. I then ring Hertz who confirm it is a charge levied for damage to my vehicle rental FOUR MONTHS before. I received no notification, no warning, and no hint that a large amount of money was being taken from my card. Luckily (and I think, deliberately), this money was taken at the end of the month shortly after pay day. The fact this might financially cripple the person they’re taking the money from seemingly doesn’t enter into their ethical code of conduct.

I disputed the charge to the Hertz representative, who told me they would refer my objection to the team that determine damages – apparently based in Ireland:

Whitefleet Damage Team
Hertz Europe Service Centre,
Swords Business Park,
Swords,
Co. Dublin

The email reply I received more than a week later was as follows:

Thank you for your inquiry.  I appreciate the opportunity to review your
concerns.

I have reviewed the damage charge billed on the above rental and have
attached the supporting documentation. The documentation shows that the
damage occurred during your rental and therefore the charges are correct
and no refund is due.

When a customer rents a vehicle, he or she accepts responsibility for the
vehicle and its equipment.  If an accident occurs resulting in damage to
the vehicle, the customer is responsible regardless of fault and will be
billed the appropriate charges.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you again for contacting us
and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Entirely generic and non-specific response – the ‘supporting documentation’ was a joke. Apart from just being a copy of what I had received in the post a few days after the money was taken, it in no way described any damage to the vehicle, or contained any kind of damage assessment. The only thing the paperwork described was the work that had been carried out – notably a full respray of the rear bumper, and the charges relating to that. There was nothing in the documentation to support WHY the work had been done, merely that it had been and that they were charging me for it.

Now call me strange, but if I’m going to be charged £300 for something I will want to see a full damage assessment, with high resolution images, a professional write-up, and an opportunity to either have the work undertaken myself, or at least have the vehicle inspected by an independent third party. Carrying out the work without any notice or supporting evidence put me in a strong position to object. That and the fact the respray work was done more than 3 months after I rented the car – indicating the work clearly wasn’t urgent and hadn’t prevented them hiring out the vehicle in the meantime. That of course means that who knows what kind of additional damage could have been made to the car in that time that I’d be completely unaware of – all kinds of potential scuffs and scratches that I didn’t make but ended up being charged for!

I wrote a full letter of complaint and sent it to Hertz. I won’t bore you will the full contents of my letter, but these are the key points I would recommend making:

  • No evidence of damage.
  • Damage repaired a long time after return of car.
  • No notification work was being undertaken.
  • Threat of small claims court action to recover funds.

And in order to make Hertz feel as though they’re really under the microscope, I also included an official request for all of my personal data under the UK Data Protection Act, which requires Data Controllers (any company that holds and uses personal data for any purpose) to disclose the full extent of any information they hold about an individual, within 40 calendar days from the date of request. These requests are great, because they must also include internal memos, or internal correspondence that mentions you.

Send this letter, and ALL letters, via Recorded Delivery and keep the reference number. Don’t use email – email is too easy to ignore, it will be dealt with too lightly (as in the generic response above), and does not convey the seriousness of your intentions.

These points should be sufficient to pressure Hertz into giving you your money back, but if not be prepared to go to court. Don’t make this an idle threat. The weight of evidence and ethical integrity is with YOU – you can’t sign away your rights in a rental agreement. You might give permission to be charged for damage, but it doesn’t give Hertz, or any other car rental company, the right to arbitrarily determine what is or isn’t real damage, and how much they can just pluck from your bank account for it. The fact they don’t notify you, or provide proper documentation to justify it, gives you an enormously strong case that is worth pursuing. Small claims action is cheap for an individual to prosecute, and expensive for a company to defend. Unless they think they’ve got a rock solid case they just won’t bother with it – it’ll be far more economical to give you your money back. All you need to do is make the fuss and show you’re not going to be palmed off with cheap excuses and bland emails.

In my case, Hertz did me a fantastic favour by failing to reply to my letter. I knew they had it – my recorded delivery receipt proved it – but they didn’t respond. Nor did they respond to my Data Protection Act request, which they are legally obliged to do. This allowed me to write a follow up letter a couple of months later, pointing out their failure to reply, my suspicion that their failure to reply was deliberate in the hopes I would ‘go away’, and the fact they’d failed to meet their obligation to provide me with copies of my personal data. I demanded an immediate reply, within 7 days, addressing all of my arguments, as well as the data I’d originally asked for. I also stated that I would be making a full complaint to the Information Commissioners office for their failure to adhere to the DPA. Again, I sent this letter recorded delivery.

The reply was fast – within 48 hours I had an email (they really do like their email, but I would always demand written responses sent by post – again, this underlines serious intent), telling me the following:

I am writing to inform you that the above invoice has been cancelled and a
refund of the charge for damage made to you. The total amount refunded is
300.00 GBP and you may expect to see this refund shortly on your credit
card statement.

I have noted your account of the circumstances of return of the vehicle to
our rental location at [Location removed]. As you correctly point out with regard to
scratches, the Hertz definition of chargeable bodywork damage is 25mm or
any lenght when down to the base coat.

The damage billing for your rental was made on the basis of the damage
documentation available from our location at [Location removed], in accordance with
the terms and conditions of rental. Unfortunately, the documentation did
not detail the lenght of the damage in question. For a scuff or scratch
less than 25mm, no charge for damage should have been made to you. The lack
of appropriate information regarding the lenght of damage was an error
which resulted, regrettably, in the damage billing being made.

We offer our sincere apologies for this billing and we regret the concern
that it has caused you.

Now, Hertz are trying very hard here to have me believe that they’d made a simple mistake with regards to the size of the damage. They purposefully side-step my arguments about the lack of evidence of ANY damage, they don’t reference my Data Protection Act request, they don’t mention my indictment of their behavior in failing to notify me about damage work being undertaken or charges that would be incoming to my card. They deliberately admit no liability of any wrong-doing in their practices, and they’re very keen not to set a precedent that others can cite in future. This, they would have me believe, is all just an unfortunate mistake and they’re very grateful I pointed it out for them.

The reality is, they know I have them bang to rights about the shoddy nature of the charge, they know that if they just give me my money back I don’t care about receiving a copy of my personal data. Indeed, the money has now been refunded and my personal data is nowhere to be seen. They know I’m not going to exhaustively pursue them for it, because I no longer need to. They’ve just hooked onto a convenient aspect of my argument (the one about damage size), that allows them to save face and worm out of the fact that the charge was never justifiable in the first place.

I would have taken it to court, I would have won, and they know it – or at the very least, I made the threat clear and real enough for them to appreciate it wasn’t worth fighting. As a consumer you must, at all times, vigorously defend yourself against shady practices, because various companies will often ‘try it on’ with charges like this, safe in the knowledge that the majority of people won’t want to give themselves any hassle and so will just pay it.

Don’t be a wimp, or a sheep, or a person too afraid to stand up to yourself. This issue was a little stressful to deal with, and it was annoying to have to write the letters, but that inconvenience is more than worth the £300 I’ve now got back, as well as standing up to the principle of not getting screwed over unnecessarily. Ultimately all I had to do was write two careful letters – and if you find yourself in this situation that’s probably all you need to do too.

One final note: Stay POLITE. In all my communications I am indignant, and annoyed, but I am always polite. My descriptions of events are objective and written carefully in the correct tense. I never swear, I never insult the company in an antagonisic way (e.g. calling them ‘thieving arseholes’ is not a good argument) – I am simply firm and clear. This is advisable not least because it means you are taken more seriously, and should the matter ever actually go to a court, the presiding judge will want to see evidence of you being absolutely reasonable in your attempts to resolve the situation amicably. If you are able to show that, and also demonstrate how unreasonable the company has been in their response (or lack of), the case is yours to win.

 

 

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Top 10 Mistakes Women Make On Their Dating Profile

I’m not much of a fan of the meat-market of dating websites, mostly because the profiles I’m looking at are distinctly unappealing. I’ve conducted some highly intensive research (browsed profiles for a few hours), and made a list of the 10 worst mistakes women make over and over – a lot of them relate to photographs!

  1. Excessive cleavage in profile pics: I understand that you have tits – that is one of the most defining features of being a woman – but I really don’t want to see them falling out in your photos. Lots of men are stupid, knuckle-dragging arseholes that are drawn to images of booby-cleavage, but unless you’re looking for a horny wanker I’d really recommend putting them away. This also goes for Myspace emo pics taken from above your head, where you’re pouting up at the camera giving everyone a horrifying view straight down your top. The ‘gentlemen’ you whine that you can’t find are probably looking for a little class and modesty, so it’s little wonder they pass you by.
  2. Mirror photographs: Nothing says low-tech and lazy like a blurry picture of you standing in front of a mirror holding a camera phone. If you really have NO other pictures of you this might be acceptable as long as you’re not looking at the phone while you do it. You don’t need to be looking at yourself on the camera viewfinder to take the picture, so why are you?
  3. Insane photos of you drinking: We understand you’re looking to portray yourself as a highly sociable fun and wacky girl, but a picture of you with an electrocuted maniacal expression on your face while holding a pint of cheap beer does not make you interesting. It makes you look mental.
  4. Photos/talking about your pets: Ok look, I know you haven’t got a boyfriend, and a lot of people get a pet to fill the void of love and attention that they need in their life. A lot of men actually like pets too, no joke. But unless I have a cat or dog fetish what I’m looking for in a dating profile are pictures of you. I get that you love your cat, dog, goldfish etc. but telling me how much you love them, or how anyone that isn’t totally on board with them shouldn’t contact you, will make you look like a crazy pet lady.
  5. No individual pictures of you: If you have five pictures on your dating profile, and they’re all low-resolution group shots I’m going to find it hard to see what you actually look like, or even worse, I won’t be able to work out which one in the photos is supposed to be you. Help a guy out!
  6. Unnecessary requirements: You don’t need to say you’re looking for a nice guy. Everyone is looking for a nice guy – that’s pretty much a given. Unless you’re a sado-masochist who is looking for a bad boy to whip you into submission, you don’t need to touch on the fact you’re looking for a ‘good’ person at all. Not least because if a guy is a completely insensitive prick, the fact he doesn’t qualify probably won’t stop him contacting you.
  7. Miserable photos: People generally look better when they’re smiling. If you have a neutral, or downright bloody miserable expression on your face, this does not look good. You don’t need to be grinning like a maniac but an expression that isn’t you scowling at the camera would probably come off better.
  8. Nothing to say: Lots of the profiles I read say ‘Errr I don’t know what to write here, if you want to know anything, contact me’. If all I’ve got to go on is the fact you’re so damn unimaginative you can’t even think of a way to describe yourself, I won’t ever message you. Say something. And by something don’t tell me you like hanging out with friends or watching films – 99.9% of the people on the site do that and it’s boring. What else have you got?
  9. Talking about ex-relationships: Ok, your ex partner was a dick. Unlucky for you, but most of us have been there. Don’t start by saying how you have a history of crap relationships because sadly the only common factor that I’m aware of is you. You might be an awesome person who’s had a run of bad luck – that can happen – but it’ll just come off sounding like getting to know you is probably rolling the dice with my sanity and I won’t bother.
  10. Describing themselves as attractive: This one annoys me the most. You might be considered attractive to some people – everyone is different – but if you tell me that you’re ‘Sexy and smart’, I’m actually going to think you’re ‘Conceited and stupid’. Confidence is good, arrogance is not. Particularly if the arrogance is a thin veneer for a host of self-confidence issues that are lurking under the surface, which is probably more likely.

These are just the top 10 I could think of. There are plenty more. For better or worse you are trying to present yourself in the most balanced and basically positive way possible. It seems that most ladies walk the line between being completely dull and indistinct, or going out all to make it sound like they’re the wackiest, funniest, smartest person that ever lived. The latter just sounds like a fluffed CV for a job you’re not qualified for, and it shows. Combine that with an array of terrible photo choices and you’ll see why, if I do ever venture into the hell of online dating, I’ll spend most of my time grimancing.

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Google Adsense ‘Finalized’ Earnings Adjustments

Like many budding internet-types looking to monetize from content, I have a Google Adsense account; the adverts for which can be seen on this very page. I am a fairly typical user who exists in the mid-range of popularity where I break the minimum payment threshold every month, but I’m not a mega-bucks earner who lives off it.

I have noticed however that Google’s earnings revisions have been getting very harsh in recent months. Fairly significant sums of money are being knocked off my earnings total when Google does its final revenue ‘checking’ about a week after the end of the month.

In May 2011 Google apparently changed the way it calculates and adjusts for invalid clicks such that if you were seeing a discrepancy in the way earnings were calculated, you were assured it was just because of the delay between the initial clicks and the method used to calculate invalid ones. Ultimately you were being told you hadn’t ‘lost’ money, it was actually money you’d never earned to start with.

More recently Adsense has been making adjustments much faster – in real time. I often notice that my account will say I’ve earned, say, £3 so far on a certain day, but when I check back later it’s gone down to £2. Some adjustment is being made constantly, and yet my final earnings still get revised at the end of the month on top of this real-time mechanism.

Lately this ‘correction’ has been getting worse, so I went back and checked how much my finalized earnings were verses my estimated earnings for that month. Here is a table of the last year to show the percentage by which my finalized payments were revised down from my estimates:

Date% of Earnings Revised Down
Mar-110.594546
Apr-110.365394
May-110.161717
Jun-110.819108
Jul-110.303293
Aug-110.641399
Sep-11*0
Oct-115.905436
Nov-110.303737
Dec-112.540203
Jan-1216.66274
Feb-125.454124
Mar-128.017846

* Google had a payment error in September 2011 for many users, resulting in their payment being deferred to October. The figure for October is the August/September earnings combined.

Here is a graph of the same:

In the last few months there has been very evident spike in the size of the earnings revisions being made. My usage of adverts is strictly legitimate, so I’m at a loss to explain how Google are deciding why so many more clicks are invalid.

The major problem with Adsense is its lack of accountability and reporting on this issue. You’ve given a revised figure, but absolutely no indication how it was calculated. There is no breakdown of total clicks against valid and invalid clicks, or the methodology used to determine invalidity. Google is the least accessible vendor for advert publishers, because there is no direct support line, email address, or contact form. All online enquiries are very tightly funneled against an FAQ of common problems, and give you no opportunity to raise a free-text question.

In other words, there is no appeals process against revised earnings. It’s calculated without explanation, and applied with no way to complain.

Google long ago abandoned all references to ‘Don’t be evil’, and while this isn’t evil necessarily, it’s certainly unhelpful, confusing, and limited, but more worryingly, deliberately so.

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Some thoughts on Sherlock, his death, and the secret of his survival.

On the final episode of series 2 of the BBC’s Sherlock adaptation, we see the eponymous character apparently willingly thrown himself to his death in order to save his three ‘friends’, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, and Mrs. Hudson.

Sherlock’s ‘death’ and subsequent survival should have come as no surprise even to those that hadn’t read the original Arthur Conan Doyle works. What interests me, however, is the supposition of the producers that the secret of Sherlock’s survival is there to be deduced, but merely that viewers will have ‘missed’ it.

There are several elements for consideration:

  • A body hits the ground. It exudes blood. A subsequent post-mortem would have confirmed it as an actual person (but evidently not Holmes) as opposed to a convincing dummy. As identity for dead persons can be established with a visual confirmation by a relative, it can therefore be assumed that if not Holmes, the dead body looks very much like him. Enough to allow the misidentification to be considered fact.
  • Earlier in the episode, the young kidnapped girl reacts to Holmes as if she has seen him before, leading the police to believe that he is the kidnapper. Since we take it as read that Sherlock is an authentic character and not a fraud, he was evidently not the kidnapper. Therefore, there exists a person that looks very much like him. A person that committed the kidnapping.
  • John Watson conspicuously falls and hits his head just prior to seeing Holmes’ body. He is concussed, which makes it understandable that he would not be able to discern immediately that the dead body is not that of Holmes.
  • Sherlock forcibly insists that John not move closer to the building, and to ‘Keep your eyes fix on me’. We should also note the the area directly below Sherlock is visually occluded from the position in which Watson is standing.
  • The location in the episode – Bart’s Hospital, is in actual place, and indeed the actual scene of the episode is filmed here. Here is a Google streeview link to the position in which I approximate John Watson to have been standing: http://g.co/maps/t2b6b
  • In the close up scenes of Sherlock speaking on the phone, we can see clearly the outline of the dome of the Old Bailey to his left. This is entirely consistent with the orientation of the building’s position relative to where Sherlock is supposed to be standing, so we can therefore state that it is indeed Sherlock, and not anyone else that is standing on this exact roof-top. It was possible but improbable that Sherlock was observing John from another location, while someone else was standing on the roof.
  • Sherlock elicits the assistance the assistance of Molly Hooper (the pathology/lab technician lady), although we’re given no reason as to what kind of help he needs. he cryptically states he needs ‘her’. Futhermore, as Sherlock’s potential love interest (unrequited as it was), it seems odd that she should not have been present in any of the post-death aftermath shots. It is therefore probable that the assistance involved the faking of his death, and that she has colluded with him to this end.
  • Finally, I’d like to present this screenshot (click on it to enlarge):

He we see the dead ‘Sherlock’, but we also can very clearly see an open-back lorry containing what looks like bags? Let’s assume nothing is accidental, so this lorry is potentially part of the narrative. It certainly looks like a potentially good place to hide a live Sherlock (although the mechanics of how he’d have survived to the ground level are unknown), and also a convenient receptacle from which a replacement ‘looks like Sherlock’ body can be quickly dumped onto the street.

 A deduction based on the available data

In my opinion, the most likely explanation for the survival of Sherlock is as follows.

Moriaty had an agent who conducted the kidnapping. A person who looks, or was made to look, very much like Sherlock, in order to create the necessary suspicion. As many times previously demonstrated, Sherlock has been able to divine the identities of those involved in Moriaty’s schemes, so it’s likely he would have identified his impersonator. It’s also possible that having served his purpose, Moriaty would have killed this impersonator when he was done with him (or killed by one of the many international assassins kicking around in this episode), allowing Sherlock to discover this body (probably in an intervening time between leaving Watson and seeking Molly’s assistance), and think to use it in his plan to fake his own death. Molly, being a pathologist, would have been amenable to taking this body, tidying it up, and dumping it at the scene of Sherlock’s death at the appointed time to create the desired effect. ‘Molly, I think I’m going to die’. Thus, henceforth, and ergo, this is how Sherlock has faked his death.

The only remaining question is how he created the impression of jumping (to assume he did in fact jump) and survive the fall to the ground (or at least to the point of where Watson’s view is obscured). While a successful jump into the aforementioned lorry is unlikely, this IS still TV, and it’s possible some simple macguffin will have been employed to make this explainable.

Elementary? We’ll see….