I like travelators. They’re handy and convenient, allow people to travel long, straight distances in much less time than usual.

Why is it, then, that some people are unable to use these startlingly simple devices properly? They move at around 1-2mph, which is perfect for making your walking speed that much quicker. You almost feel like you’re jogging as you pace down a travellator.

A facilitator, not an invitation to STOP DEAD.

Some people however, encounter a travelator and then STOP DEAD. Not only that, they remain ignorant to the people behind them and then BLOCK the way. These things were not designed to rest your fat fucking legs, you lazy fuckers, so please, for the love of christ, WALK OR GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.